Church Buletin Bloopers

Hey, look what I found in my archive of old jokes while spring cleaning my lappy. I still had a good laugh over it though.

Church Buletin Bloopers

17. Evening Massage - 6PM

16. The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after
the B.S. is done.

15. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

14. The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.


13. Low self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday from 7 to 8 pm. Please use back door.

12. Ushers will eat late comers.

11. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

10. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

9. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

8. The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

7. The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which, as usual, fell upon her.

6. Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

5. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

4. The Rector is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.

3. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration
of some older ones.

2. On a church bulletin during the pastor's illness:
GOD IS GOOD. Pastor Wilson is better.

1. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.